CANADIAN PARLIAMENT:
NO SAFE PLACE FOR ZOMBIES

Baird was responding to a question from NDP MP Pat Martin (who else, really?) who asked if Canada is working with the U.S. to ensure that its citizens don’t suffer from a case of the zombie apocalypse. […] Baird later rose on a point of order to suggest the NDP would place a carbon tax on zombie survival kits.

The exchange comes after Quebec’s public security department said it will be using a hypothetical zombie attack against the province as a preparation exercise during a symposium on civil security next week.